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Aliens on Vacation

We give planet earth a thumbs down

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Shella Zelenz
Oct 09, 2022
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These creatures are quite noisy. I have no idea what they are saying or what they want, but they rant at the slightest things. Some of them are scared of us and I have no idea why. They pull out their pitchforks and guns and shout all manner of horrible noises while we stand there looking at them wondering where we can find a drink of water.

Hospitality is sorely lacking. They do seem to have a variety of creatures surrounding them that come in all manner of shapes and sizes. Some are furry. Some fly. Some seem to stay in the water all the time. I don’t know how they can breathe in there, but they seem alright.

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Perhaps this isn’t the planet for us. I was hoping for a peaceful vacation, but this just isn’t cutting it for us. I would recommend finding another destination vacation for anyone who is considering earth for your next adventure. Although the greenery …

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